Here's to a man that cooks.

Very modest,

And has good looks

His soups pass every test.

And his stir frys

Are the very best.

His boiled dinner

Could make the Irish sigh.

And his seafood chowders

Can make men high.

So I eat at the Red Caboose,

Where the food is great.

His soups, salads and chowders,

And I put on weight.

If a great chef can

wear a high hat,

Then George should wear one

Higher than that.

George, when you 

Retire some day,

Please leave your recipes

to Tay.