I don't know her name

But I call her sis.

Some call her George's wife

Hey you or yoo-hoo miss

She has worked at the Red Caboose

Since Chris retired.

She is the boss's wife

And she can't be fired.

She would rather work

At the Kmart store,

Waiting on one customer at a time,

No more.

But at the Red Caboose she is the

Cashier, waiter, and cook.

No time to read the paper

Or write a book.

She has done a great job

At the diner,

Accomplished much

Her mistakes only minor.

We will all miss you when you go.

Don't just sit around and sew

Go back to Kmart

So you can relax.

Good health, God bless.

As a waitress,

You were the best!