Running Rosy Ruses

Rosy, Rosy, where did you go?

In the middle oft he race

You didn't show;

You started in the rear,

with the rest,

and finished in the front,

the very best.

A taxi must have been under your seat,

Because you couldn't have done this

with your feet.

You dinn't run this race at all I bet!

Because under your arms,

there was no sweat!